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AD SPOTS · FOR BRANDS

Put your brand next to the numbers Shopify merchants check all day.

Merchants

Store owners, not browsers

Every 10s

Fair rotation, every page

20/20

Spots left

How it works

Your brand gets a spot in the sponsor rotation: the side rails on desktop and the scrolling strip on phones, on every leaderboard, the live demo and the homepage. Spots take turns every 10 seconds, so every sponsor gets the same share of the screen. You send a logo, a name, one line and a link.

Why sponsor

  • Your buyers, in one place. People who run Shopify stores and Meta ads — the ones who buy apps, logistics, creative and agencies.
  • They keep the tab open. The podium moves with every order, so they come back to it all day.
  • Clean by design. No pixels, no tracking, no data. Sponsors never see a store, a name or a number — you get impressions and clicks.

Pricing

Month by month, priced on request while we're in beta.

20 spots available now.

Write to sponsors@roastify.club →
or copy it: All the details →

Running a store yourself? These spots are for brands that sell to merchants — your store competes on the podium.

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Q4 Squad

5 members · 5 stores · totals in USD

🌙 Chill room
📅 Last month
YesterdayThis monthLast month

Pick the days

Up to a year at a time. Each store counts its own local days.

Challenges

How they work

🍕 Pizza Friday

Weekly
  • 🥇Free pizza, paid by the crew
  • 🥈A round of beers 🍺
  • 🥉Washing the dishes 🧽

Sep 28 – Oct 4 · ends in 8h 33m

  1. 🥇Peak Gear277 pts
  2. 🥈Nordic Suppsyou144 pts
  3. 🥉Casa Verde142 pts

Sep 21 – 27: 🥇 Peak Gear won Free pizza, paid by the crew · 🥈 Nordic Supps

🏆 Monthly Cup

Monthly
  • 🥇Dinner on everyone else
  • 🥈Bragging rights 👑

October · ends in 27d 8h

  1. 🥇Peak Gear176 pts
  2. 🥈Casa Verde108 pts
  3. 🥉Nordic Suppsyou93 pts

September: 🥇 Peak Gear won Dinner on everyone else · 🥈 Casa Verde

Leaderboard · Last month

Ranked by Ember Score · how it works →
S2SHOPIALMOST
2nd

Casa Verde

312 pts

$3,697 profit

S1SHOPIGOAT
1st

Peak Gear

530 pts

$10,114 profit

S3SHOPICOOKED
3rd

Nordic Supps

295 pts

$4,094 profit

StoreScoreProfitMarginSalesAd spendROAS / BEOrdersCR
Peak GearSHOPIGOAT530$10,11427.7%$36,466EUR$12,6782.88BE 1.604112.9%
Casa VerdeSHOPIALMOST312$3,69726.4%$14,003EUR$3,3054.24BE 2.001362.9%
Nordic SuppsSHOPICOOKEDyou295$4,09421.3%$19,199$6,0113.19BE 1.902842.8%
🕶️ Midnight BadgerSHOPIFUCKED231$3,87013.8%$27,989GBP$7,7933.59BE 2.401543.2%
Drop LabSHOPIFUCKED184$2,31514.6%$15,893$6,7672.35BE 1.753572.9%

Profit = sales ÷ breakeven ROAS − ad spend · Score = √(profit × net margin) · how it works

Your numbers

· Nordic SuppsLast month

Sales

$19,199

284 orders · CR 2.8%

Profit

$4,094

21.3% net margin

Ad spend

$6,011

ROAS 3.19 · BE 1.90

Ember Score

295

#3 of 5

Nordic Supps · sales

Sep 1 – 30 · $19.2K
Nordic Supps Crew average per store
$1,488
9/19/169/30

Roast wall

The room's board: Borsello posts each day's verdict, new badges and challenge winners. Chatting? Chill Room →

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Mike → Peak Gear· 1h ago

2% conversion rate. My fridge converts better than that.

The verdict on Oct 3

Borsello · 2h ago

  • Peak Gear is the SHOPIGOAT — $1,162 · 77 pts. Screenshot it before the ad set notices.
  • 2 days in a row on top.
  • Drop Lab finished last, SHOPIFUCKED — $471 · 30 pts. The ad set called — it wants a refund.
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Kevin → Casa Verde· 8h ago

1.84 ROAS on a 2.00 breakeven. Are you paying Zuck to keep you company?

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Jonas → Nordic Supps· 15h ago

Shopigoat three days running. I'm requesting a drug test.

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Nina → Drop Lab· 22h ago

You spent more on ads than on product. Borsello already lit the fire.

The verdict on Oct 2

Borsello · 1d ago

  • Peak Gear is the SHOPIGOAT — $1,008 · 81 pts. Screenshot it before the ad set notices.
  • Midnight Badger finished last, SHOPIFUCKED — $671 · 29 pts. The ad set called — it wants a refund.

Alex unlocked First $100K day

Borsello · 2d ago

$$$$S$100KDAY
  • A store of yours sells $100,000 in a single day.
  • +100 prestige points.

🏆 Monthly Cup · September

Borsello · 3d ago

  • Peak Gear — $36,466 · 530 pts → Dinner on everyone else
  • Casa Verde — $14,003 · 312 pts → Bragging rights 👑
  • Nordic Supps — $19,199 · 295 pts

🍕 Pizza Friday · Sep 21 – 27

Borsello · 6d ago

  • Peak Gear — $9,241 · 272 pts → Free pizza, paid by the crew
  • Nordic Supps — $5,120 · 157 pts → A round of beers 🍺
  • Casa Verde — $3,337 · 153 pts → Washing the dishes 🧽

Kevin put Peak Gear in the race

Borsello · 20d ago

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This is exactly what members see — through the eyes of the store marked “you”. The numbers are generated; everything else is the real product.

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